ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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