please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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