his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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