He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
