Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
