Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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