Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
A bitchslap is in order.
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