I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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