I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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