dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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