I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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