He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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