too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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