My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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