You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You can't special order awesome
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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