Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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