47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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