Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sorry about my life...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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