dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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