i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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