This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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