I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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