sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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