So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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