Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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