I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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