"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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