Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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