Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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