Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
