I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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