at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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