so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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