About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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