ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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