so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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