dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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