what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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