How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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