I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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