im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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