I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She even gives head with a lisp.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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