i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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