I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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