he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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