i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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