Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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