come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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