: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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