it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
