It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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