just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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