is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
