I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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